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Welcome to Shit Direct: America's Finest Company. 

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About Us:

Shit Direct is dedicated to providing high-quality shit to all Americans — both on time, and under budget.

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With a distinguished team and cutting-edge research into AI, machine learning, and other shit, our goal is to surpass your meager expectations and put a smile on your face each and every month. 

We know our shit.

At this point you're probably asking yourself, "is this just a gag gift?" Or maybe you're more monotone and utter shit like "best gag gift" or "white elephant gift" or "funny gifts." However you talk (and we're not here to judge) -- we're here to tell you that Shit Direct is real company, with cool shit, and you should definitely give us a goddamn try. 

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Team

Our Team is Unreal.

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Meet Ryan, our 38-year-old intern. He can't wait to hear from you! 

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