Welcome to Shit Direct: America's Finest Company.
About Us:
Shit Direct is dedicated to providing high-quality shit to all Americans — both on time, and under budget.
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With a distinguished team and cutting-edge research into AI, machine learning, and other shit, our goal is to surpass your meager expectations and put a smile on your face each and every month.
We know our shit.
At this point you're probably asking yourself, "is this just a gag gift?" Or maybe you're more monotone and utter shit like "best gag gift" or "white elephant gift" or "funny gifts." However you talk (and we're not here to judge) -- we're here to tell you that Shit Direct is real company, with cool shit, and you should definitely give us a goddamn try.
Our Team is Unreal.
CEO
CTO
CFO
CTO
Head of People
CMO
Chief Evangelist
Head of Growth
Director of Operations
VP of Engineering
Entrepreneur in Residence
Creative Director
Sr. Engineer
Comms Director
UX Designer
Head of Sales
Head of Product
Chief Dog
Director of Research
Associate Director
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Drop us a line!
Meet Ryan, our 38-year-old intern. He can't wait to hear from you!
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