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At last, the shit you've been searching for.
4 easy ways to experience the magic of Shit Direct!
GIFT OPTIONS
Join the club!
Gift Options
Trials are pre-paid and do not renew.
What does each box get me?
✓ 5 - 10 shitty/awesome items
✓ A handwritten note from the CEO
✓ $0.01 donated to charity
✓ Finally some excitement in your life
x Bragging rights
x Laid
✓ Buyer's remorse
Imagine the delight!
As more and more boxes arrive at the door.
"I don't remember ordering this shit!"
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Oh, but you did... or someone did :-)
Perfect for the whole family!
Shit Direct makes the perfect gift for Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, your brother Jim, Cousin Betsy, and your friend Sean from back home.
But don't just take our word for it!
100% worth it.
Hey man. This has been a tough year -- especially for you. You deserve this shit.
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Treat yourself!
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