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How it Works
1) Buy Your Shit
We offer 4 options, but please -- make our day and get the most expensive one. Remember to use dad’s credit card when you sign up!
2) Get Your Shit
Our fast, free, 10-day shipping will make it to you eventually.
3) Unbox That Shit
OMG, what'd you get? Rip that shit open and find out!
4) Tell Your Friends
Complain online to everyone you know. Make sure to leave a 1-star review!
5) Douche and Repeat
We'll keep sending you shit until you remember you signed up and rush to cancel.
OK, the Suspense is Killing Me.
What's in Each Box?
Honestly, it could be anything! Condoms. Glitter. Pine cones. A child. An NFT. Who knows? Who cares? (We don’t.) You’ll just have to subscribe and find out.
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Psst -- You might even win a prize! You probably won't. But you could.
Members are Raving!
Kim A, 32
"Actually pretty cool! I got expensive shades in my first box."
Mike S, 26
"I signed up all my friends. Now I don't have any friends."
Betty H, 74
"I love my grandson!"
TOP 10 FAQ's
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Is this shit for real? ​​
Yes.
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What if I don’t like my box?
Tough shit.
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Are you sending real poop?
No poop. Just stupid shit.
Can I gift this to a friend?
You sure can.
I still can’t believe this shit is real.
Believe it.
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Where are you based?
Somewhere in California.
Where do you ship to?
Anywhere in America.
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You know Covid is still a thing, right?
Laughter is the best medicine.
This is a really dumb idea.
Sorry, that's not a question.
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This is my favorite company ever!
Thanks man, we love you too.